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Fight Me if You Dare!

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1 Fight Me if You Dare! on Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:05 am

I challenge you (whoever wishes to fight me) to a fight!

*Grins and watches you, waiting to see what you'll do*

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2 Re: Fight Me if You Dare! on Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:11 am

So our Knight has issued a fight? The challnge accepted! *walks up to you and kicks you in the round tables then walks away* when you're done sprawling about like that- you owe me $50 k? leave it on the table. haha. mh, ok, who wishes to take the champ on then-eh?

Last edited by hitrizdl on Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:24 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Just b/c ur words, doesnt mean i cant kick your @$$...-.-)

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3 Re: Fight Me if You Dare! on Wed Mar 23, 2011 9:19 am

*Barely dodges kick and pulls out a wand, grinning at you and flying up into the air, waving it and summoning a pile of grease beneath your feet*

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4 Re: Fight Me if You Dare! on Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:50 pm

*looks down bordely then down talks the grease- saying tihngs like 'how pathtic, i mean ,grease? Dude, whatever happened to our clasic Banana peel? I mean, grease? nope. i wont even acknowledge ur existance. i slip its b/c of me. u are simple not there. u are a ifgment of this idiots imagination-and i was not talking in third, it was 1st person.' Smiles looking up raising and brow and folding arms, side stepping the whole thing all together as if meant to walk that way anyway* so you CAN fight, eh? Well then, better hope thats the only stick i break! *grins eviily* (and to you perves, he OBVIOUSLY has the toosie roll pop in his back pocket. not sure WHERE you guys were gonig with that. I follow rules *smiles proudly thumbs up to Snow*) *looks daringly over at you, crouching a bit a hand before me and the other just behind me, my eyes neaver realing their trained cocky calculating glare form urs, challenge ebded deep within them* ur on then. *then bolts off towards u, swerving bakc and forther, runnig up the side of the wall a little (i can actually do that some)and jumping onto your back, placing u in a headlock with one arm my feet wrapped around ur weaist as i twist and try to throw u down the other hand shooting for that damned wand*

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5 Re: Fight Me if You Dare! on Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:05 pm

*Is a tad demoralized by your rather violent assault, gasping for breath and cursing, using the wand to teleport myself out of your grasp and levitate in the air several yards above you, breathing quickly and grinning evilly, a second wand in my other hand as I shoot down towards you, armour appearing on me and two swords in either hand, spinning down and slashing at you happily, spinning madly around you and trying to cut you down with swift and vicious strokes*

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6 Re: Fight Me if You Dare! on Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:30 pm

looks up at u dumbfoundedly and a little peeve* really!? Two wands? *throws fist up* Screw you! *laughs and looks arodun me, catching a long narrow PVC pipe out of the corner of my eye and a lighter. shoves lighter in pocket and bolts foward with the long stick and uses it for propell myself up in the air, nearly at its full lenth beofre the thing cracks and breaks, sending me just inches from u down on the ground, cursign and rubbing my rumb, looknig at the 'damned stick' and tossing it angerly ur way before ducking for cover, feeling the lighter in my pocket and thinking, looknig over a few tiems at u, fishing about my spot for more stuff and a plan*

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7 Re: Fight Me if You Dare! on Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:37 pm

*Grins and dispells the oil, not wanting to slip on it as I charge your position, though this time disappearing and reappearing behind where you went, swords slashing down, wands gone as I decide to fight a bit more fairly*

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8 Re: Fight Me if You Dare! on Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:40 pm

*smil wickely as u nearly touch me ur so close, boltibng up tomy feet holding spray cans and shooting them out, the lighter underneath them, one can tucked under an arm and quickly grabbing a very stale swordfish to ward off any attacks wit hlittle hope but better than naught*

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9 Re: Fight Me if You Dare! on Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:54 pm

*Twists and spins away from the flames, crying out in surprise and pain, and then twisting away some more, barely avoiding the swordfish, lashing out with my blades in a parallel strike and severing its protrusion a little, grabbing a flash-bang grenade and ducking low, gently setting it on the ground at my feet and then pretending to close my eyes form the flames as if they are wounded*

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10 Re: Fight Me if You Dare! on Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:02 pm

*ears twitch and i barley get out a curse as i climb up the drain pipe running along the rooftop and remianing hiden by the mantuafature chimneys crates and such, opening the swordfish and pulling out a violin pouring soemtihng into i and filling a jello like thing in its hole to keep it from falling out, pushig a button and getting a small sword and spiked all about it, carfully holding it so it hamrs me not and begins playing it ith a homemade stick made of the broken pcv pipe and a shoelace stirpped thin- an odd sound causing the gorund to shake, standing high beofre u smiling wickedly and pciknuig up my pace as the does the rumbbling*

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11 Re: Fight Me if You Dare! on Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:10 pm

*Takes out a wand and teleports you to the middle of the sun*

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12 Re: Fight Me if You Dare! on Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:14 pm

*puts on some sunglasses and flips a burger before gonig bac kto playing then throwing the thing down it exploding and sending me bakc in time to snatch ur secound wand and beofre hte oil was taken up, quickly tossing the lighter open at i and runnigng like hell, jumping onto the back of some nearby turtles nad yelling for them to run-realizing, damn, they're fast!! holding on for dear life as we speed past snail after snail.*

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13 Re: Fight Me if You Dare! on Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:40 pm

*Yells in pain and disappears, reappearing before you, several spears flying at you as I level two handguns at you and fire away, each thunderous report sounding like a death knell for you, but managing to not shoot at the turtles*

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14 Re: Fight Me if You Dare! on Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:08 pm

*my body is obliverated and speared ht turles yelling and walking out of sight- in their odd run. one of the turtles giggles nad says 'turtle turtle' unzipping and out steps me, smiling (master of desguize) before runnig off on almsot fours as silent as i can throguh the forest prepping my next ambush, leaving a trail of carrots for u and jumping down a hole*

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15 Re: Fight Me if You Dare! on Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:22 pm

*Laughs, actually clapping and applauding your trick, and then pulls out a remote, pressing the detonator button as you jump the down the hole, a torrent of flames tearing their way into the sky from the opening*

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16 Re: Fight Me if You Dare! on Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:50 pm

*sits to the sdie of the hole from the insdie, watching the vortex tube of flames shoot up andtear through the heavens, wearing sunglasses mucnhing on a carrots and roasting a marshmellow, pulling a string, cuasing all the sticks places in the tunnel to break, quickly running long them my shoudelr ramming int most of them as the gorund collapses behind me, flames following as i swearve, the ground shaking and swallowing u in thigh deep rouble. Quciky jumps out and feet runnig up and skidding ot a stop, bending down and kissing u laughng then pointing up* al lthat waters got to go somewhere fro mthe intense heat, right? *pops out umbrella and climbs tree, a flood of water suddentyly shooting down and making ur trap now knee deep mud, i waving, the wands in my back pockets as i stick out my tongue and contuiien off the stream off down the strewam of weatero n the bakc of a giant rubberducky which actually quacks and squeeks!! ^^*

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17 Re: Fight Me if You Dare! on Sat Apr 02, 2011 10:09 pm

*Looks at you with a dazed grin and amused expression flitting across my face, watching you float away on your....talking...rubber duck. Smiles to myself as I look at the sky past you a ways, grinning more and more as the Predator drone approaches you, screaming through the air and banking sharply, launching its payload of laser-guided missiles*

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18 Re: Fight Me if You Dare! on Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:40 am


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